The Briefing For V Day

I'm back for another pre-pre-V Day post.
I'm the angel with 2 flirty wings -imagine how cute i look in wings-, holding a baby bow & arrow, ready to muster up some LURVE into everyone.

I've had a tough time thinking of what to grab (yes, kinda last minute.But wait,read on...) for V Day because simply because

1) I don't have time to shop! I don't even have time to sleep,so let alone SHOPPING!
2) I am a lousy gift-buyer-cum-fickle-minded person.
3) I have HOLEY pockets. Haha. I think i'm investing way to much dollars into Driving Lessons.
4) Seriously, what do YOU usually get for GUYS?

It's so easy to be the BOYFRIEND. Just throw in 99 stalks of roses (that's what my lecturer said, and it worked! For the 1st time atleast.) and she'll go head over heels for you and she'll get all smoochy, and eventually she'll seal everything with a nice wet kiss.

But when you are THE girlfriend..








you go BLANK.



After much questioning,surveying, and Googling on the different types of ideal gifts for the Guy, i've learnt that, Boxers (or briefs??) make it to the top of the charts!

A friend recommended this shop from Vivo : Private Structure *ooooooooos & ahhhhhhhs*

So, being curious & desperate for a gift, i found the website! And errr,



ftw

Since he is in the Army, perhaps a Jungle-like theme would suit.
On the side note. Is that a (fe)male body???? MORE PACKS PLEASE! And notice? HE HAS A WAIST?!?!

Oh maybe this NYC BLUE COPS brief will do good. You know, men in blue always looks so good. But green is always better. Does that come in green?

P/s I can swear to you i am NOT at all ogling at these male model's butt AND those err lumps/humps.

But i don't like the designs! I want something more ugh, fierce, and MANLY, more sexy but less naughty (like the NYC BLUE COPS briefs eww).

I have nada ideas.

And BTW/FYI,

If you couples are interested in some fun, maybe going for this will be a awesometastic idea. Definitely so memorable that you will talk about it even when you are 89 years old and wheezing on your death bed.


All-male strip show.
Made available @ Zirca, if i'm not wrong. (where else! haha)

Friends, going ??

Oh, i've learnt something NEW today. Something that i was so oblivious about.


No,not that boobs.
I was talking about how on heavens did that cloth stick on her?
I never thought about it! And call me slow/'tupid, but i didn't know there are such things as fashion tape!

Fashion tape is aka the double side tape (according to Friends). Just paste it on your skin,and the other side to your top. Ah. Now that is what i call MAGIC. Now i can start pasting fashion tapes all over me since some of my tops doesn't hang very well on me.

This is so cool.

And back to my V'day gift marathon: 1 day left!

I AM SO D-E-A-D.
Any suggestions?

"Don't do anything "wrong" this Valentine's Day"
-Stats Lecturer


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