I Am Zac Effron's Nightmare

alright, admit it, you are one of those zac effron freaks who dreams to be the next V Hudgens and you are so close to watching '17 Again'.

Breathe if you think it's true and it's so typically you.

Guess what, i'm turning blue already!

Before i forget, you can exhale now.

I don't like Zac Effron no matter how adorable he might look with or without V.
I don't like Zac Effron because he plays basktetball. But if Z (as in MY Z) plays it, i don't mind.
I don't like Zac Effron because he likes v.
I hate V.
She thinks she's hot. Oh, she's the new model for some face wash ad.
I like V sometimes, but 80% of the time i loathe her inside out left right up and down.
I like Zac Effron for the fact that he bought a mansion. HIS mansion. That's admirable.

And this list can go on i tell you.

I remembered some time ago, Z was telling he watched High school musical (and i almost died in disbelief because HE WATCHED HSM, you get it?!? it's so funny that my toes are laughing) and he can't stop thinking how he is like Zac Effron or Troy for that Matter and i am V.

Well, hmph, i can see the absolute resemblance between me and V, of course (AHAHAHAAHHAHAHA KIDDING) but there's no need to relate me, or US, to HSM, it's so... yucky.

But yes Z, i admire the fact that you are so thoughtful, and never stop thinking about me. I reallly love you for that :) But don't ever compare me to V, because i am allergic to her. Oh, she's half Philippian, Brazilian and Egyptian and SO AM I! Haha.

He asked me once, if Zac Effron stand infront of me naked, what would i do?

I told him i would shoo him away and tell him to hump miss perfect body (we ALL know she got good BOD after that.....you know that incident yeah). I would be the least interested person.

Oh, but to the 2 other threesome of mine, PLEASE TAKE ME TO WATCH '17 AGAIN' . I swear i won't shout booooo's throughout the entire movie!

Meantime, it's just Z and F.




Love,
faa


p/s if you are a hard core Zac Effron fan - the ones who breathe, eat and would DREAM to sleep with Zac Effron, i apologize.
Or if you are Zac Effron himself, Hello YOU! Do you wear contacts? Because your eyes look extra sparkly.

Comments

  1. miss cool!2:20 am

    so when areu free??????????

    omg i can totally see the uncanny resemblance btn u and v,


    TOTALLY.

    msg me when u are free to watch
    i hate msgin you, u don seem to reply!



    fcuk i hate malaysia.

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  2. right noted. mlaysia rules sometime. many hv yet to realise it yet.. haa meet up soon. after exams will msg u! taa~

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