Girl in Loose Shorts Distracts My Hubby!

Singaporeans can be categorised into 3 major MAJOR groups:

  • Busy Bodies
  • Kiasu
  • Smelly
  • Aunty-aunty

I honestly i fall in the Kiasu category.

The busy bodies - type will be the one like this in the article from Stomp. *look below*



A STOMPer's husband was distracted by this girl's skimpy shorts while driving. They were at a Tampines Street junction when they saw the girl.

The STOMPer says:

"My husband could not concentrate on his driving when we were at the junction of Tampines Street. (It's too bad lah. Maybe it's your smelly toes that penetrate into his mouth and nose while he's driving or he can't concentrate because the you were busy digging you nose and flicking it, almost kena him - how to concentrate? Stomp readers, don't ever trust what you read!)

"This young girl was dressed so scantily, and carried a fake LV bag. (You call that 'scantily' dressed? You should be glad because FBT's are not planning to enter the lingerie market if they are, their underwear will look like granny panties. WTF It's just short bloody pants. Are you sure it's FAKE LV? It looks like a FAKE GUCCI TO ME. Atleast get your facts right aunty! Aunties in SINGAPORE carry every thing fake also what. Fake Polo bags, Fake crocs shoes, Fake Fake Fake!)


Gucci pattern

Lv pattern

You decide whether it's more Gucci or LV-like pattern.

"As the wind blew, her shorts 'opened' and showed her butt in bright daylight, about 12 noon. (Haha, it would be better if your husband saw it. Her butt will still be much more appealing than yours anyway old cow)

"My husband felt so sick. (That's because you took a picture of a very innocent girl who was on the way for tuition. Well, atleast it looks like she's going tuition)

"He said: 'Oh my God, these girls of the new age, what a disgrace to high society Louis Vuitton!'" (What ever. Macam he is so rich.Blame China lah. They PRODUCE the bags. We just carry it. Blame the girl for what)

I can't stand busy bodies. Singapore is so full of them. But without them, Stomp.sg won't have any news, right? (and I won't have anything to blog about)

For giving such thrashy news to Stomp, this aunty Stomper deserves a gift.


Original LV (thrash) bag!



What say you?


x faa

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  1. Anonymous9:51 pm

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  2. I did not know that there is an LV thrash bag. Nice...

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