Boys,No Longer In Army? Sell Your Helmets Away!

I got this from mypaper 25th Feb 2010:

Guy selling away his SAF helmet for good (money)!

Well, in desperate measures for money, sure, everything sells. Even freebies suddenly look like they have value for money. Isn't that why you go online and you see online auctions and bids for a used travel bag (with a huge ass logo of some Chinese Travel agency;chances are the person got it for free) or used Ocean Pacific skirt "rarely worn". Who the fuck wants to buy your used garments! It's as good as putting your soiled underwear for auction!!!!

Any way, the point is, selling FREE stuff is a no go. This guy must be kidding. The Best Part? Someone actually bidded for the $10/- army helmet.

OCSiaon (the bidder) said he wants to purchase the helmet so that he can "train in [his] mock FIBUA (fighting in build up area) training in [his] housing estate"   

ROFLOL 

Excuse me, errr, training in your housing estate with a SAF helmet, not very ideal, no matter siao on you think you are. THAT is what I call CREEPY.

In my humble opinion, selling away a SAF helmet seems more like an act of irresponsibility. Boys, you are being thrusted (pun intended) with that green no. 4 uniform (I know, it's green, dull and boring green) uniform for a reason.

Maybe you decide to sell your army uniform away because you think your ka na sai KNS army bunk mate whom you hated accidently wore your uniform and being superstitious, you don't want to keep such Suay-ness in your wardobe after you ORD.

Don't want to keep it? Then give it to someone you think that deserves a momento from your army days. Pass it on. Just like how uncles pass their army green pants to their nephews (before they changed the uniform recently).

Why would you want to sell a valuable SAF helmet away? You (army boys) sweat in it, soiled it (not with your shit) and spent 2 years with it and now you want to auction it for measly 10 bucks!? Shame on you -who ever plans to sell this-

According to other reports, right now in the market, there are cosplay "costumes" looking like the SAF No. 3 uniform!

Maybe girls got it altered somehow to make it look sexier for BETTER use? I have no idea!!

We I should get one!

Ok. Maybe not.

Green's hot. ;)

OTHER NEWS/ADVERTISEMENTS from mypaper

UniSim offers BA Translations & Interpretation (Chinese-English duh duh DUH)

It's good to know how well SIM is doing now, and there are actually -weird- courses such as this available in school. Any takers?

And the GROSSIEST (?) advert in mypaper that made me puke my whole breakfast + last night's dinner out :

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ok, maybe I was exaggerating a little too much

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Remove your stretchmarks today! And don't be like Candy Tan!

Happy Thursday!

Love lots,

Faa

For more news on sale of SAF helmet:

http://singaporeseen.stomp.com.sg/stomp/sgseen/in_the_heartlands/326518/medicallyunfit_guy_selling_saf_helmet_online_its_illegal.html