My Driving Test Experience!

I'm blogging from my iPhone as I'm waiting for my dad to pick me up at
this ungodly hour! Yea I hung out till wee morning and now pleading my
dadda for a ride home. But don't judge too soon fellas because if you
know me well, you would have known by now where in this earth I live.

*looks at watch* oh horrors!!! It's like, 12:05am! Anyways, reason
for blogging today is just to share my traffic police experience.

I freaking passed my TP on my first try, accumulating 10 measly points
(hey that IS considered goddamn awesome right!?!?)

The tp instructor was just too friendly it made me even more freaked
out then ever. He saw me, and said, calm down, take your time to
instill confidence... But wth, he repeated the whole goddamn thing so
many times it made me worry SHIT am I NOT showing confidence?!?!,!
Machiam want to pee in pants. He was friendly thank god. Then I was
about to make a u turn, and he asked me, do you know what is a
preposition and a conjunction?

I was so horrified. My goodness is this a trick question? *hands about
to do a u turn* I erm erm erm, I think I must have looked totally
dumb, totally spared my face from embarrasment because I didn't tell
him I'm an undergraduate.

I err and err and WTF I uturn to wrong lane!! He );;::@-86}^^>+!? Me.
This man so tricky! What is this! A test of psychology!? Distract me
with such questions!?!

Then he said to me, car is a luxury.FULLSTOP.

I said, ya true !! Nods head agressively, I need to agree ma, don't
want to piss my tp tester.

He said really!?!?

*gasp* I thought that was a statement, not a QUESTION!

He laughed muahahahaha. Damn, I must have looked like an ass. Agreeing
to whatever he said.

He replied, why is it a luxury? It is a neccessity....

I don't know where he's geting to with this conversation. I start to
feel so dazed by this complexity but was glad to see that I am
turning back into the drivng centre... My route took only 5 minutes!

.....

"WHY YOU TURN TO LEFT LANE" he roared. shit I lost my focus when I
entered the driving centre, wrong lane! Hah! But he already switched
off his tap tap device, so he can't add more demerits points huhuhu!

So there, I was awarded with a clean sheet of 10 points. A confirm
pass!!!!

So happy I feel like telling the whole world!! Not for the sole
purpose of bragging, but for the sake of reminding others that TP
testers can be tricky and cheeky.

When I said I scored 10 points, people wow and then ask me, what were
you wearing that day?

God, I'm not some seductress. I wore casual girl next door clothes and
shoes. Trust me, I earned my liscence fair and square!

Ironically, I'm bored. Now that I've got my liscense, what's next?

Cheers to everyone... Dad please arrive here soon.

This is definitely not the best blogpost so far! That's because it is
already 12:30 am and typing on iPhone qwerty board at this hour is
just not convenient!

Love,
Faa

Sent from my iPhone