LO & BEHOLD!!!

I found something on my desk today. And it somehow surprised me a large extent to know that there's someone else (besides me and my fellow year 2 grads) who is as anxiously waiting for my A's to end.

It was my Mum.

I saw a piece of my entry proof,photocopied and neatly folded into half, lying inside a white envelope of the latest brochure i received from The Air Force.

Beside every subject,there was a neat tick marked with a pencil.
My mother was practically counting down the number of subjects i was left with!

I am overwhelmed, and overly touched. The things that mums do, and we kids never knew. I'm secretly pleased that she actually cared about my exams.

Infact, just now during dinner, me and my mum were discussing about the celebrations (supposedly i passed satisfyingly) upon getting my A's results.

She's the most excited person i know (currently) who is very well on the edge of her seat,waiting for the announcement of the release date for A's results.

She's the bestest mum, and there's no way i'm gonna trade her for another. Loves & hugs!

Yesterday's outing with nanny and family was a blast.
Ate and ate till i feel like i'm as fat as a cow right now.

Anyway, i found this on the internet...

I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me - It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate because she never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day her “little” sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn’t overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn’t say a word. She said, “I’m going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.” I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside all clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, “We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn’t ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!”

And the moral of this story is: “Always keep your condoms in your car”


Definitely a good tip for the guys ;)




i saw you sleeping...
your
gentle
breath



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