The Lizard called Liza.
I can't believe that it's SUNDAY night,again! Check out all my archive's and you will see how i will groan at the fact that Monday is here again, whenever it is Sunday night. Sigh.
This also means that i will have to face the torture and torment of sitting there in the office for 8 hours, with a lizard under my table. The 8 whole hours is not bugging me. It is just i have to face the reality of having to sit in the office with a stubborn-like-a-fugging-rock lizard that refuse to butt out of my AREA despite me shooing and threatening to slam it flat with the dustbin.
This tiny lizard, is so defiant. I got the feeling that it is half human, trying to stay under MY desk for some cheeky reason. If it is a butt-ugly (and fat like sausage) lizard, i would definitely have squealed for help; yes this might sound a tiny bit bimbotic. But thank god it was a tiny one - which will eventually grow to be one humongous lizard tomorrow. Which also means that tomorrow is the 5th day that it has been lingering around my AREA.
I can't ask my boss for help right? I mean, to tell him that help, there's a lizard? Neither could i ask my colleagues because they might think that I am so petty of such an innocent "pet" hiding under my desk. WHO AM I SUPPOSE TO ASK FOR HELP, seriously!?
Alternatively, i could buy my own Baygon or Sheltox and spray the lizard to Death. But it to so near to my CPU, and what if my CPU get infected with all this Baygon sprays. Damn it.
I got the funny feeling inside that the lizard will still be there when i step into the office tomorrow. Can't it just scram off, seriously. Euw. JUST S-C-R-A-M. What a bugger.
This also means that i will have to face the torture and torment of sitting there in the office for 8 hours, with a lizard under my table. The 8 whole hours is not bugging me. It is just i have to face the reality of having to sit in the office with a stubborn-like-a-fugging-rock lizard that refuse to butt out of my AREA despite me shooing and threatening to slam it flat with the dustbin.
This tiny lizard, is so defiant. I got the feeling that it is half human, trying to stay under MY desk for some cheeky reason. If it is a butt-ugly (and fat like sausage) lizard, i would definitely have squealed for help; yes this might sound a tiny bit bimbotic. But thank god it was a tiny one - which will eventually grow to be one humongous lizard tomorrow. Which also means that tomorrow is the 5th day that it has been lingering around my AREA.
I can't ask my boss for help right? I mean, to tell him that help, there's a lizard? Neither could i ask my colleagues because they might think that I am so petty of such an innocent "pet" hiding under my desk. WHO AM I SUPPOSE TO ASK FOR HELP, seriously!?
Alternatively, i could buy my own Baygon or Sheltox and spray the lizard to Death. But it to so near to my CPU, and what if my CPU get infected with all this Baygon sprays. Damn it.
I got the funny feeling inside that the lizard will still be there when i step into the office tomorrow. Can't it just scram off, seriously. Euw. JUST S-C-R-A-M. What a bugger.
Find It if you can.
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omg omg omg.
ReplyDeleteu post a pic of lizard.
ii seriousli don wanna know abt de lizard existence let alone it's name.
ii'm freakin out.
i don like animals.
yea, guess what. i went to work this morning and the Liza was still there! seriously!!! wth.
ReplyDeleteouh, i forgot to take a picture of it waving hi at me thou..what a waste..
:D
oh man,
ReplyDeletei could jus do with a video of it talkin to me.
i adore animals.
and i think i have split personality.