size doesn't matter



Firstly, I want to declare that i am a livejournal noob. I've TRIED (make it Tried to the power of 5!) to personalize the bloody livejournal to look like what it is supposed to, but the irksome one-of-a-kind advertisement banners (BANNERS mind you, not mini adverts!) keep on flagging its way on MY journal. And it's really exasperating fixing that obnoxious thang. BUGGER. There goes my 2.5 hours effort.

Secondly, school's out and i'm feeling dreadfully bored. For once i was telling myself PLEASE GIVE ME HOMEWORK/TUTORIALS/PROJECTS to do, please? Ironically, life's empty when you don't have your hands on school work. Shucks. Not that i am ehemhardehemworkingehem it's just that tutorials keeps you on the momentum. Unlike now, i feel SO laid back! Deadly dangerous. Hmph. But still, i'm throwing my hat up into the air and screaming SCHOOL'S OUT! Now now... where shall i chuck my business computing notes...

Thirdly, everyone is going googoogagaa over the Twilight. I WANT TO READ ONE TOO. Hello, VAMPIRES? I've ALWAYS adored vampires. It's like Lestat (the heroic Vampire) had personally came into my dreams and wooed me to read Anne Rice's novels about some gob-smacking vampires lurking around kissing girls. I really want to get my hands on Twilight.

Forth! I learnt from a friend that big boobs are no good. Too big a boobie can make it explode. Upon hearing that i burst out laughing like shyte. But to think of it, Uhuh, it is so true. When your skin is stretched to the max, horrible things can happen. But i don't know about the "explode" or "bursting" part. I will definitely reasearch about it.

Fifth! "She'll tell you size doesn't matter. She's lying" Oh well, i really hope they are refering to the size of his car or his house, or his shirt.





Didn't spot any muscle man today.



Cheers,






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