Be Like Heidi Klum!
He don't want me to look/be like Beyonce. He wants me to be Heidi Klum - the woman who is married and have kids and still look as stick-like as ever.
Firstly, i can't look like neither of those 2 mentioned. God forbid me from looking like one of them. Why? I think i look best when i am ME. Side track, are Beyonce's boobs real? 99% of artists have their boobs plasticized, so not a biggy if her's a fake too.
Secondly, i don't want to have kids, because my car (to be) will only fit 2 god damn fine souls. Hence, i don't NEED to be like married-Heidi who can take care of her figure/body well.
Thirdly, i think he's saying all these to me, as a hint to saying that i am fa*? Guess so?
Can't say the word. I'm too sensitive.
Conclusion: OK FINE. I'LL JOIN TENNIS AND run around like a cute puppy to keep fit and as healthy as a fine horse. Just hope that i won't collapse halfway while jogging 1 lap round the park.
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Firstly, i can't look like neither of those 2 mentioned. God forbid me from looking like one of them. Why? I think i look best when i am ME. Side track, are Beyonce's boobs real? 99% of artists have their boobs plasticized, so not a biggy if her's a fake too.
Secondly, i don't want to have kids, because my car (to be) will only fit 2 god damn fine souls. Hence, i don't NEED to be like married-Heidi who can take care of her figure/body well.
Thirdly, i think he's saying all these to me, as a hint to saying that i am fa*? Guess so?
Can't say the word. I'm too sensitive.
Conclusion: OK FINE. I'LL JOIN TENNIS AND run around like a cute puppy to keep fit and as healthy as a fine horse. Just hope that i won't collapse halfway while jogging 1 lap round the park.
Ok people, let's now wave Hi to Heidi and her adorable husband.
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