the things i do which you don't

I'm a mad girl. Not crazy-mad. It's angry/angsty - mad

The DEARest decided to abandon me for 2 days and was wholely preoccupied with something called "work".

But I've been a good girl. Shouldn't i get some kind of reward as in like a simple phone call. Yes?
But no. Nada phone calls. I've been up since 7am and not even a ring till now. The things you do amazes me to infinity.

And i woke up today feeling sober and lethargic, thanks to 3 hours of sleep. ONLY. And my usual morning work out is to look in the mirror to check how smashing i look in the mornings. And yes, i look as horrific as ever. To top it all up, it's monday so please double the horrors.

I look haggard and sick and pale and for one moment, i thought i was falling sick.

Mirrors are fun to look at, don't you think so. They are so so fun but at times, you just wish that the mirrors can help to erase those panda eye and eye harversacks that you have whenever you try to look in the mirror. Give me the magic mirror ASAP thank you!

And so i look in the mirror, and to triple the horror, i realised, oh my shit. I look....fat?
Like f-a-t, not phat. This is horrifying. Definitely. So i traced my thoughts to 1 week worth of meals.

Uhuh, Carl's Junior....then Fried Kway Teow....hmmm Bubble Tea....SIM Nuggets... hmm...

NO WONDER lur.

How to resist all these gob-smacking food, now you tell me!?

SO SO SINFUL, and yet i never thought twice before i munch,bite,chew and swallow these delectable sins.

As i am writing this post, i still feel like the biggest slob eva! I need a good exercise routine, and girls, by the way, jogging doesn't help you to look great. It makes you look like a pear as jogging works on your hips downwards.

So indulge on a plate of situps and pilates (good old TPJC days!) and you'll be looking like one of those VS angels you've been eyeing.

And zulky loves the fact that i'm fat. He said it makes him proud because it means he's feeding me well.

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!?

I better pray to God tonight and hope i look smashier next morning.

The things i do amazes me sometimes.