To Bloggers
How how how.
I went blog hopping as usual and I hate it when I blog hop to some chio girl blog. And this chio girl blog will link to other chio girls blog.
They have big 4R sized (I meant HUGE) pictures of themselves plastered on their blogs. I guess that's what attract people.
Then they do cute poses and OK I admit, they do look good in those poses. But I HATE the feeling of being virtually intimidated by other female bloggers because I can tell that they are NOT GOOD BLOGGERS but FUGGIN' GOOD CAM WHORES HOHOHO.
Unlike me, I'm so bloody camera shy I have no idea why I bought a new camera. What? To take the pictures of the sky? The ants? (Camera is a high zoom one, can zoom till your pores like that SUPERB PLEASE!)
It's a whole different world of blogging now, where cleavage and KAWAII porn face sells!
:(
*I just read a blog post where this girl bitched about her ex-neighbour who likes to post cleavage pictures of herself, WHAT KIND OF PERSON BLOGS ABOUT CLEAVAGES, OF YOUR NEIGHBOURS!!!!*
*Actually I don't care, but the pictures of endless cleavage are scary, and I felt intimidated for the umpteenth time!*
And no I have NEITHER of that! (Blessing or not?)
You mean there ARE kawaii looking malays there? FTW NO HAVE!
So in order to succeed as a better 'smallest blogger' aka thumbelina, I am not going to do KAWAII faces. IF I DO, someone, please send me a virtual slap. I'll take that as a self-reprimand noh.
I always thought that being brainy helps in blogging, but whatthefish. It's RARE to find GOOD BLOGGING + GOOD PICTURES + PRETTY BLOGGER (unless you are referring to me la hahahahahahahahahaha kidding ^^)
Ok, maybe I am wrong, MAYBE I SHOULD do the kawaii thing. You know the hair bands, the hand signs (during poses) the HAIR, the make up ET CETERA ET CETERA!
Fug, I am going to transform into a territorial bitch and stop terrorising my malay parentage because I think there are really GOOD + BRAINY + PRETTY bloggers/blog out there that deserve to shine too.
And the thing about being pretty is if YOU ARE NOT, then you can always 'ACT' pretty by splashing $$$ on yourself (make up, hair, face products, eye brow shaping, WAXING woots) and TADDAHH (as whimsical as it may seems, but it's god damn true) you can transform from a drain toad to a bunny from royalty.
How does that sounds?
But the most important lesson I learnt is that, to be a good writer/ blogger, it's about being hardworking, being crazy creative and most of all entertaining. I mean sod it, the 2nd best individual blogger goes to some guy who blogs about the past.
ZZZ! *snores uncontrollably*
Enough rant.
TSK!
I went blog hopping as usual and I hate it when I blog hop to some chio girl blog. And this chio girl blog will link to other chio girls blog.
They have big 4R sized (I meant HUGE) pictures of themselves plastered on their blogs. I guess that's what attract people.
Then they do cute poses and OK I admit, they do look good in those poses. But I HATE the feeling of being virtually intimidated by other female bloggers because I can tell that they are NOT GOOD BLOGGERS but FUGGIN' GOOD CAM WHORES HOHOHO.
Unlike me, I'm so bloody camera shy I have no idea why I bought a new camera. What? To take the pictures of the sky? The ants? (Camera is a high zoom one, can zoom till your pores like that SUPERB PLEASE!)
It's a whole different world of blogging now, where cleavage and KAWAII porn face sells!
:(
*I just read a blog post where this girl bitched about her ex-neighbour who likes to post cleavage pictures of herself, WHAT KIND OF PERSON BLOGS ABOUT CLEAVAGES, OF YOUR NEIGHBOURS!!!!*
Wait.
*Actually I don't care, but the pictures of endless cleavage are scary, and I felt intimidated for the umpteenth time!*
And no I have NEITHER of that! (Blessing or not?)
You mean there ARE kawaii looking malays there? FTW NO HAVE!
So in order to succeed as a better 'smallest blogger' aka thumbelina, I am not going to do KAWAII faces. IF I DO, someone, please send me a virtual slap. I'll take that as a self-reprimand noh.
I always thought that being brainy helps in blogging, but whatthefish. It's RARE to find GOOD BLOGGING + GOOD PICTURES + PRETTY BLOGGER (unless you are referring to me la hahahahahahahahahaha kidding ^^)
Ok, maybe I am wrong, MAYBE I SHOULD do the kawaii thing. You know the hair bands, the hand signs (during poses) the HAIR, the make up ET CETERA ET CETERA!
Fug, I am going to transform into a territorial bitch and stop terrorising my malay parentage because I think there are really GOOD + BRAINY + PRETTY bloggers/blog out there that deserve to shine too.
And the thing about being pretty is if YOU ARE NOT, then you can always 'ACT' pretty by splashing $$$ on yourself (make up, hair, face products, eye brow shaping, WAXING woots) and TADDAHH (as whimsical as it may seems, but it's god damn true) you can transform from a drain toad to a bunny from royalty.
How does that sounds?
But the most important lesson I learnt is that, to be a good writer/ blogger, it's about being hardworking, being crazy creative and most of all entertaining. I mean sod it, the 2nd best individual blogger goes to some guy who blogs about the past.
ZZZ! *snores uncontrollably*
Enough rant.
TSK!
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