Beware Of Facebook Men Who Stalks Pretty Girls

I love Facebook. 

Facebook is THE Y2K of 2010, every minute on Facebook I savour nitty details about my friends "marriage", the results of the silly Which Character Are You In Harry Potter? quizzes and those endearing "me and you, just us two" photo albums (which is worth 200+ pictures and 1trillion+ pixels added altogether). They are just like my sauce dips when I eat fries.

I love Facebook. That, I can't deny.

Considering my obsession with this faceplaybook, I became more conscious of what I set as my display picture on my profile. I find changing display pictures an arduous chore, like picking the best orange because the others are just not "orange-looking" enough.

Gees, don't ever call me vain, every girl does that so please spare me.

But nevertheless, in my secret stash of personal portraits, there's always one shiny picture that looks peculiarly outstanding, maybe it's the hair, or it's the eyes, but there's always one where I'll go "yea, this gotta be it".

And so, up goes my pretty picture and voila! , next thing I know, I get "xyz wants to be friends on Facebook" emails. Personally, I initially find that flattering. Although I was serious about making my list of Facebook friends strictly exclusive to people whom I personally know, suddenly I laxed at that thought and added random errr guys who were juniors of mine that I've never chatted with before...

And then I started adding my secondary school seniors... who are way before my age and I added them because I thought it'll be great to keep a close knit circle of friends even after graduation.

I got sick of accepting 'Friends Requests' after a while. That's because,literally, random guy with trashy-sounding name, malay man with beard, white-haired man, the guy in shades, a Bangladeshi who looks like a bollywood actor, a man named after a dog and other freaks-alike start adding me.

Young, old, immature boys, fags, non-fags, hags whatever.

Only yesterday, Z was telling me how this particular cousin of his have over 700 (close to 800) friends in her Facebook. Jealous? Not, probably because she is a daughter of a talented artiste back in her home land therefore why should I grunt about that.

(At this point, I was more WORRIED about her privacy, being violated by nonsensical men. She is barely legal! Z you gotta protect her, go do your big brother thing now)

Anyway, something about that screams they are "camwhore stalkers". Really they are.

Notice how these camwhore stalkers add those girls with those amazing pictures?

They pounce at girls with pretty profile pictures, and then with their menacing smiles they click "add as friend" and hoping to get access to MORE of these girls' profile pictures later. WTF, that sounds like a bloody cheap as assed ticket to get your hands into her pants?! Virtually!? After that, god knows what they do to those pictures. 

 This other bastard have a 195 all girl groupie. Pukes.

Every girl wants to have their pretty picture put up, so please guys, don't add us just because you want to see what else is there to see. OMG, this is like, Free and Easy porn access to che ko peks.

WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And girls, don't accept those creepy friends request. They are just plain ol' dirtay freaks. Oh god I'm so grossed out now.


xoxo
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