Wearing Shorts Are Not Allowed In Hospital!
Wearing Shorts are not allowed in hospital!
Earlier today, I headed to ABC Hospital to visit an uncle who was admitted. I was carrying juicy grapes we got from Giant to give sweet uncle and I was more than happy to actually share those grapes with bed-ridden uncle. But that is not the issue here.
The issue happened 5 steps later when I was about to enter the "high class" hospital. This crazy security guard immediately stood up and waited for us to reach the enterance of the wards. (Ya, they have crazy security guards or maybe ambitious young guns who are itching to be policemen whatever) So I was giving the wow thanks for greeting us at the entrance look, when he shoved a hand across the entrance doors and gave a sarcastic sneer - towards me.
"Encik, die tak bolek masuk pasal terlalu seksi"
Translate : Sir, she can't enter because she is too sexy
Oh my, I am so flattered. It's the first time some stranger was being so direct to me.
Then I get it, Oh he meant I was dressed to errrr... sexily? I have no idea what that means. *act dumb*
He pointed at me and looked up down up down and then shifted his eyes to my dad. The young gun looked quite fidgety I worry he was trying to hit on me.
I can't help but burst into a laughing fit.
Kidding, I didn't even smile. My dad was the one who burst into a laughing fit.
Another kind gentleman told us told us there is a dress code to follow if you wish visit such "high class" hospital. He pointed to a rusty board outside the ward showing pictures of 2 fat ladies wearing what is supposedly the right "attire".
Freaking "high class" hospital, right?
The young gun then continued his blabber and said "Ini bukan macam hospital swasta, tak boleh pakai sembarang"
Translate: This is not like a private hospital, you can't wear anything you like.
I looked at my bag of juicy grapes and reluctantly handed it to my dad. My mum volunteered to follow me back to the car because she was more than happy not to enter the "high class" hospital which reeked of "Chanel no. 5"
I was in no mood to pick up a quick debate. I can lie that I was visiting a dying uncle (choy!) and if he don't let me in I will run into the wards and he can play cat and mouse with me. I DON'T CARE. But then I realised I never liked "Chanel No. 5" anyway, so I gave the young gun a wink and that would probably make him tuck his libido in for a while.
But on ahindside hindsight, wow someone actually called me sexy.
Screw you "high class" hospital!!!!!!!!!!
xoxo
thumbelina
P/s Feel free to guess which hospital this is and WHAT excatly I was wearing.
VOTE for me if you like this post ! :)
Earlier today, I headed to ABC Hospital to visit an uncle who was admitted. I was carrying juicy grapes we got from Giant to give sweet uncle and I was more than happy to actually share those grapes with bed-ridden uncle. But that is not the issue here.
The issue happened 5 steps later when I was about to enter the "high class" hospital. This crazy security guard immediately stood up and waited for us to reach the enterance of the wards. (Ya, they have crazy security guards or maybe ambitious young guns who are itching to be policemen whatever) So I was giving the wow thanks for greeting us at the entrance look, when he shoved a hand across the entrance doors and gave a sarcastic sneer - towards me.
"Encik, die tak bolek masuk pasal terlalu seksi"
Translate : Sir, she can't enter because she is too sexy
Oh my, I am so flattered. It's the first time some stranger was being so direct to me.
Then I get it, Oh he meant I was dressed to errrr... sexily? I have no idea what that means. *act dumb*
He pointed at me and looked up down up down and then shifted his eyes to my dad. The young gun looked quite fidgety I worry he was trying to hit on me.
I can't help but burst into a laughing fit.
Kidding, I didn't even smile. My dad was the one who burst into a laughing fit.
Another kind gentleman told us told us there is a dress code to follow if you wish visit such "high class" hospital. He pointed to a rusty board outside the ward showing pictures of 2 fat ladies wearing what is supposedly the right "attire".
WTFLOL
Freaking "high class" hospital, right?
The young gun then continued his blabber and said "Ini bukan macam hospital swasta, tak boleh pakai sembarang"
Translate: This is not like a private hospital, you can't wear anything you like.
WTFLOLHAHAHA
I looked at my bag of juicy grapes and reluctantly handed it to my dad. My mum volunteered to follow me back to the car because she was more than happy not to enter the "high class" hospital which reeked of "Chanel no. 5"
I was in no mood to pick up a quick debate. I can lie that I was visiting a dying uncle (choy!) and if he don't let me in I will run into the wards and he can play cat and mouse with me. I DON'T CARE. But then I realised I never liked "Chanel No. 5" anyway, so I gave the young gun a wink and that would probably make him tuck his libido in for a while.
But on a
*shy face*
Screw you "high class" hospital!!!!!!!!!!
xoxo
thumbelina
P/s Feel free to guess which hospital this is and WHAT excatly I was wearing.
VOTE for me if you like this post ! :)
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definitely not sgh cos they r nice. that's the only one i ever visit for volunteer work.
ReplyDeleteanyway this is infuriating. one heck of a terrible rule for a goddamn HOSPITAL to have...
They scared later the patients' libido get too high, which is very bad for their health- higher blood pressure, hyper ventilation, heart attack etc. due to some lady being very sexy inside the ward =S
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